On Michelle Wie

ymfy:

“I’m going to play on the mens tour and win the masters after i sweep all the womens tourneys”

Reality:
DNQ // DNQ // 18th place // 12th place // 6th place // DNQ // DNQ // DNQ

“BUT I CAN DRIVE IT 300 YDS!”

Yeah so can that old fat bitch who looks like John Daly in drag but she aint going to the mens tour either.