My new roommate is awesome
|roommate:||no boyfriend? but you are pretty.|
|roommate:||....you have double eyelids. (said it with a straight face.)|
On Michelle Wie
“I’m going to play on the mens tour and win the masters after i sweep all the womens tourneys”
DNQ // DNQ // 18th place // 12th place // 6th place // DNQ // DNQ // DNQ
“BUT I CAN DRIVE IT 300 YDS!”
Yeah so can that old fat bitch who looks like John Daly in drag but she aint going to the mens tour either.