madness? THIS IS SPREZZETURA!
Usually, sometimes there’s just fuckery
Halloween costume suggestion for Taurus - the opposite of who you really are.
I need to get a fake mustache, a tie…and…
Any suggestions ?
(via gthegentleman)
My new roommate is awesome
| roommate: | no boyfriend? but you are pretty. |
| me: | *laughs* |
| roommate: | ....you have double eyelids. (said it with a straight face.) |
Too easy.
Sorry.
On Michelle Wie
ymfy:
“I’m going to play on the mens tour and win the masters after i sweep all the womens tourneys”
Reality:
DNQ // DNQ // 18th place // 12th place // 6th place // DNQ // DNQ // DNQ“BUT I CAN DRIVE IT 300 YDS!”
Yeah so can that old fat bitch who looks like John Daly in drag but she aint going to the mens tour either.
